DEAR JERK

Dear JERK that keeps pounding on my windows tonight:

YOU CAN FREAKIN' STOP ANYTIME. THE FIRST TIME WAS ENOUGH. SINCE 7:30PM, YOU HAVE POUNDED ON MY KITCHEN WINDOW 8 TIMES. IT'S NOW 9:38PM. THE COPS HAVE BEEN CALLED AND ARE WATCHING, WAITING VERY PATIENTLY FOR YOU TO SCREW UP. I KNOW YOU HAVE BEEN DOING THIS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD FOR THE LAST WEEK OR SO....COME ON, MESS UP ONE MORE TIME.